Today, at Ye Olde Sex Shoppe, it was the most hilarious shift I’ve ever worked.
I was working with Red, Alice and Lexi and we were laughing hysterically almost the whole night. It started when Alice asked Red for a strawberry, except she said it with a total valley girl accent.
“Caaaaan I haaave another straaaawberrrrrry?”
We all fell over laughing. Then the phone rang and since I was the closest one, the worst thing I could have done was answer it. So I answered it. Which was such a terrible idea because I couldn’t stop laughing.
“Hello, I’m a traaansexual,” he spoke so slow. And I was already laughing hard and the way he spoke was making it worse.
I actually doubled up while I was on the phone trying desperately not to laugh and not succeeding. The girls weren’t making it any easier. They kept mocking Alice and repeated everything I was saying in valley girl accents.
Finally, the gentleman asked me why I was laughing and if I was laughing at him. I felt so terrible.
Anyway, I finally got off the phone, at which point Red brought down The Book of Insults. It’s a flip book where you make the most ridiculous insults.
It was never ending. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe and was turning red. The list could go on for pages. I texted a bunch of them to my friends and we had a back and forth of silly insults. It was such a good night to work.